EDINBURGH'S  BEST SHOPS FOR JOKES, NOVELTIES & FANCY DRESS

WHERE ARE WE ?

WHEN ARE WE OPEN?

WHAT DO WE SELL?

CAN I ORDER ONLINE?

COSTUME HIRE LIST

What the HELL are they

DOING to the Grassmarket

What does Rebecca Anderson have to say about this shop?

Here is a cool thing, Edinburgh 360 - You can swivel it about

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OPENING HOURS:

MONDAY to SATURDAY        10a.m.  to  6 p.m.

SUNDAY:     during Edinburgh Festival, and around Halloween & Christmas

                     We  open 12 noon to 5 p.m.

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Can you order online?  -  NO,  sorry!

We just stock too much stuff that changes all the time,

plus all the stuff that doesnt.

Also we think that for a really fulfilling shopping experience,

you need to have the FUN of BROWSING all the stuff you aren't

going to buy before you choose the thing that you are going to take home!

Actually, we just can't get it together to make such a big website .

So if you are a keen geek without a life, and you fancy building and

maintaining a 4,000 item webshop for us  . . . . . .

BUT:   if you REALLY can't make it into the shop, and you KNOW EXACTLY

what you want, just give us a ring, preferably NOT at a busy time (e.g. try a weekday morning),  and we can most likely pop a thing in the post for you.

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Thanks Rebecca,

its all the lovely people like you who make up for the odd miserable git who cant take a joke.

In a few years you could come and get a job working at the joke-face.

Mind you, your English is too good,  so you are probably destined for greater things.  I see you have a grasp of business already:

"I cant visit as much as you would want"

Ho well maybe you could have a summer job while you are at the Uni.

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