WHAT DO WE SELL?  -  OVER 4,000 items     

               

                       99 West Bow  (Victoria St.)                                                                                  88 Grassmarket 

                     Jokes   &                       Costumes &

                     Novelties                     Accessories   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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AHA HA HA  Jokes & Novelties

99 West Bow Edinburgh   Phone: 0131-220-5252

  

HUGE RANGE INCLUDING:

MASKS, HATS, WIGS, MAKUP, DISGUISES, WEAPONS,

MAGIC, TRICKS, INFLATABLES, RUDE THINGS.

Masks:
Latex over the head masks
Politicians, Stars, Animals
Eye masks, elastic & lorgnette
Feather Mardi-Gras masks

Hats:
Cowboy, glitter, felt or real leather
Blues Brothers,
Gangsters,
Bowlers, Toppers & Stovepipes
Sombreros & Straw Hats
Police Helmets,
Viking Helmets (with Horns)
Witches, Santa, elves

Weapons:
Plastic swords, axes, pikes, knobbly clubs
Rifles, revolvers, knives, cleavers (with blood)

Wigs, a truly vast range,
Everything from bald to Lady Godiva
Afro to Beehive, Don King to Arthur Scargil

Professional makeup:
Water based makeup
Face paints
Eyelashes
Special Effects - scars, boils etc
Blood, venal & arterial
Gum & latex
Sponges & Brushes

Disguises:
Beards, moustaches
Ears, Noses & chins.

Professional Magic Tricks:
Bicycle cards, and card tricks
Coin tricks,
Magic rope,
Disappearing tricks
Books & Videos on Magic

Schoolboy Tricks – all the old favorites +more

Turds (13 kinds), Snot, puke, goo.
Rats, Flies, Spiders, Snakes, Worms
snappy gum, exploding pens/coins/cigarettes
Exhaust whistles, Disappearing ink, rubber pencils

Inflatables:
Women, sheep, crocodiles
‘air’ guitars, palm trees etc.

Balloons:
Coloured, Pearlised, Metallic, Birthday,
Helium Quality.


‘Rude’ Section:
Playing Cards, Willie Jokes,
Condoms - minute to extra Jumbo.
Sex Toys, Furry Handcuffs, edible undies.

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COSTUME SHOP
88 Grassmarket  0131-225-3388

TO HIRE - OVER 150 TOP QUALITY COSTUMES
including, Elvis, Ali Gee, The Pope, Shaft, Travolta, Batman, Superman, Adam Ant,
etc. etc. plus all the usual gorillas, emus, rabbits, panto horses, santas, etc. 

TO BUY -  A choice of hundreds of readymade fancy dress costumes
from a Fig Leaf to a Fat Suit,  Cinderella to Godzilla

PLUS   a huge range of every conceivable accessory to make your outfit complete:

Hats, Wigs, Tights, Gloves, Beards, Parasols, Glasses, Shades, Weapons, Canes,
and all the little bits you could possibly need.

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WE BRING YOU THE VERY BEST ITEMS SELECTED FROM THE BEST
SUPPLIERS WORLDWIDE.

Here are links to those that have websites. BUT please note these are trade only, so you can't order stuff,
also these websites are not always up to date,  and of course our best stuff comes from people who don’t have site!
SO THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR COMING INTO THE SHOP!

                                             

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